I really have no faith in dating or bar hopping beyond the hook up, a strict level three or four guy. I have less faith in online dating. I'm getting to the point that, when I'm out, I tell women I meet that I'm divorced. It's been my experience that at 35 if I tell someone I'm still single and I have no kids they either think I'm gay or a child molester.
Paris and I never got together to get the pictures done. We can never do anything that requires planning. Life keeps getting in the way.
Because I promised myself I would try new things I decided I would still put a picture or two up on some on-line dating site. As most of you know I don't date. I'm not a big fan of the whole cat and mouse game. I have been the emotional tampon for far too many of my friends to believe that this can work out for too long.
I have come to the three month realization. I have found that after three months most relationships fall to shit. Now this wouldn't be so bad except for the fact that most people feel it necessary to try and salvage this sinking battleship.
I know personally that I am good for about three months. If we get out at the three month point you are left with the good memories and possibly wanting more. I'm not saying that I'm completely against long term relationships just I've seen so few actually work out that I'm jaded.
With that said I must let you know that I did secretly put a profile a while ago. I opted for one of the more obscure sites. I have never had a picture up because, well, I was scared. If people reject you based on how you look that's always not so good for the ego. Two years and no responses. There was no picture so there were no hard feelings.
I finally got up the nerve to put up a picture. It was just a shot I took in myself in my foyer, nothing special. I was wearing a tan turtleneck and no glasses with a burgundy background. It was very simple. I have a simple headline "I Won't Waste Your Time." I find that if you are honest from the beginning you make life much easier. I am interested in a woman between 5' and 5' 6", single or divorced, between 25 and 35, slender or athletic to voluptuous, intelligent, discrete, and attractive with a strong sense of self. I try to make sure it's clear what I'm looking for.
Two days after I put up the picture I got a response. It's amazing what a photo can do. I opened the message wondering if I was going to have pay the $20/month fee just to read it. I got to read it for free.
It was a picture of some white guys cock. Yeah you read it right. It was a picture of some white guys cock followed by two pictures of he and his wife with two other guys. The caption read "We Love Black Cock. Call us!"
For some strange reason I don't really have that much faith in online dating.
That Beautiful Black Man
That is fucking hilarious.
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